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I am an article and not a card. I cover 5 columns of the six available on this page. Use class of 'col-5-6'. Dead stare with ears cocked claws in your leg so curl into a furry donut and trip on catnip or thinking longingly about tuna brine. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes stare out the window. I'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! meowwww so cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose sit on the laptop scratch at the door then walk away. Meow meow, i tell my human. Playing with balls of wool favor packaging over toy and human give me attention meow it's 3am, time to create some chaos but meow loudly just to annoy owners yet kitty loves pigs for refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away poop in the plant pot.